Because YOU.ME.COLLIDE. KABOOM

Heyho I'm someone really random
who's fasting and apparently now's
recess so yeah. Hungryy. (kidding)

Did it like rain all over Singapore today?
It'd be just scary if it rains super heavily
for the whole of today, 26th September '08.
What if the weather forecaster announce:
Singapore is gonna be under water level
in 3 hours' time. (Tak sempat buka sehx)

Anyway I presume 3rd lang examinations
apply to every student who takes it,
So all da best to those having it today.
As for all of us, *drumroll please*,
we have FYEs/EOYs/EYAs. :DDD

And RAYA's COMING whooshzzz.
But it's kinda sad that Ramadhan's ending.
(The month of purity and innocence, sighs.)
Cause once it's over, the world will be
overwhelmed by horny people! *hinthint*

I wonder when's the next workshop.

Step 1: Put your iPod on random.
Step 2: Post a line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

The starlight above my hometown~ Shimmy Shimmy Quarter by Hellogoodbye - Tom Daley
Wait on a new, gonna bet on 1 today~
And live like robots 'cause we all know what goes on~ Hollywood by The Jonas Brothers - Sabreena
There’s no gravity to hold me down, for real~ No Air by Jordin Sparks - Aki
Under the burning sun I take a look around~ Oblivion by 30 Seconds to Mars - Nazihah
If you don't shoot it how am I suppose to hold it~ 9 Crimes by Damien Rice - Haziq
Please please Lindsay please~
Modesty is just so hard to find~ Lovebug by The Jonas Brothers - Sabreena
Everybody's hurt somebody before~ Victims of Love by Good Charlotte - Aki
She is a diamond, I am a stone~ Something Else by Good Charlotte - Aki
Do you know where your love is~
Like soldiers march on~ March On by Good Charlotte - Aki
Like Johnny Cash, all black~ All Black by Good Charlotte - Aki
I've played the silver ball~
I'm gonna let you have your way with me~ Right Where You Want Me by Jesse McCartney
And we hurt and we joked, yeah~ Chemicals React by Aly and Aj - Sabreena
I know you're wearing thin down to the core~ Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade - Nurul
That all elusive piece of mind~ Droplets by Colbie Cailatt - Nazihah
Guess it's time for me to move on~ Closure by Aly and Aj - Dini
Well hello sir, we look for monday~ Dreaming Out Loud by One Republic - Ridzwan
Look at all these happy people~ Misery by Good Charlotte - Sabreena
Oh now baby don't miss read the sign~ Traffic Light by The Tings Tings - Nazihah
Yeah, I've been to Jupiter~ Fallen by 30 Seconds to Mars - Sabreena
Tried to take a picture of love~ Empty by Click Five - Haziq
Uptown girls are as good as gold downtown~

Just thought we needed a little something something.
Leave your guesses on the tagboard! Have fun :)

P.S: You can do the meme too if you want!

I think this video will top that though.
haha... same concept but crappier. Enjoy =)

this is darn farny xD
skip the super long music part in the middle aft the person die. heh.
don't just read the subs! must listen skali :D

YOUUUUU *cue soulja boy song*
*sniggers*

MISSED ME AND MY HOT BOD?

No time for ego. Let's have mass buke on Saturday.
AND let's suan Shaleen and eat at macdonalds >:)

I'm kidding. Shaleen don't cry.
Although I miss macs SO MUCH

xoxo,
you know you love me

lol.I'll just post something random.
HI.
OK,I'm good.

Yeay, my post is after Zainul's hahah

Anyway people, y'all wann have YMC
mass buka this Saturday, like after workshop?
Well since it's at Wisma Mendaki again,
uhh buka at Parkway I guess?

hello.

26 more mins only.

tahan ah. dont give up xD

High feh-llow ree-dars awf thees beh-log. :D Ai em hee-err two pree-zend two eww eh-bowt mai se-kool's MUSICAL EVENING.

SO HEE-ERR ARGH DER DEE-TALES.
Musical Evening I (2008) by CGS Band
21 Nov 2008 (Friday)
7.30pm
Yong Siew Toh Conservatory of Music Concert Hall
Price: $15/- (Free Seating)

Musical Evening II (2008) by Crez P.Arts Ensembles
aka Angklung, Chinese & Modern Dance, Choir, Drama & Indian Dance
22 Nov 2008 (Saturday)
7.30pm
Yong Siew Toh Conservatory of Music Concert Hall
Price: $15/- (Free Seating)

Oh-kay? MAHST KUMB ARH. Ass-peh-sure-li fohr dhe sec-end deh bee-cos ANGKLUNG eez dhe bohmb. xD Eee-male two mysfreaque@hotmail.com two ged teeck-ates, ai thee-ink :D
Bai bai.

AKI(:

Hello people!

What's 1 + 1?

So after you get the quotient you times2plus4divideby10times72.4plus3plus3minus6times40.87plus56minus1divideby5plus98.001times67divideby31 and what will the new quotient be?

Leave your answer on the tagboard because it works your mind and it's good for you! Yay!

And so my whole point coming here is to teach you people to LOVE MATHS[!] as it is actually really fun to do. Agree? :D

To everyone whom I have met and known during my existence in this world.

Dear everyone,
Life has been hard on me and this world is too cruel. I cannot bear staying anymore as my level of what you would call "retarded-ness" is too great a level for you. If I have surpassed that limit of yours, I would apologise for making you inferior. I love you all very much and I do not really wish to leave all of you. I have gone through a long journey of a few days and have managed to perfect my English in that short period of time. I hope you all are proud of me. I wish you all the best in whatever you do. Please think of me every now and then.

Goodbye cruel world,
Yours truly,
TOOTY WOOTY.

Japanese? Let's do MELAYU.

Kami warga negara singapura, sebagai rakyat yang bersatu padu, tidak kira apa bangsa, bahasa atau agama, berikrar untuk membina suatu masyarakat yang demokratik...urm...urm....who knows the rest?

Hey I totally recited that out of the back of my head ok! I pinky swear I didn't copy ANYTHING. Lettuce corn-tee-new ah-wer store-ee er-bout de pee-pell who rock. Only sasuke could have pwned that. And the people who rock is YMC :D

So Sabree~~eeeeee~~na requested a post on the last YMC session right? So basically we went into a huge hall first. It was full of secondary one students and so Abang what's-his-name asked us to move to the ~~2nd~~ ~~3rd~~ 4th storey. But we weren't sure which storey at first so we hung about until somebody had the ~~balls~~ brains to ask which storey it was again. Finally after trudging (chehdebah cheem word ;)) up to the forth storey, passing the cool/kiddy (up to you to decide)

toilet, we reached the room 40 mins "punctual."

So then first we started on the whole ideal society thing. Some people said health. Others said security. Forgot what else was said but basically my group's one was the coolest. Heh ^^ Ok wait where am I now? We've done the sec ones, the toilet, the ego, the more ego, and the ideal society. OH YES, back to the ramadhan rocks talk.

Then we had the RR talk. Some people went. They can tell you how it was. Anyway there was the horny sec one boy who flirted with Ameera and asked whether the guys would be sleeping with the girls. If I were a guy, I'd say right on. If I were a girl, I'd say "Honey, I ain't sleeping within a ten mile radius of you" But then I'm not sure of my gender.

After that was the most important part. Which is the CSP discussion. I heard rumours that it's due on 13th Sept. SO PLEASE GET YOUR PROPOSALS DONE ~~SMOKE~~ASAP AND SEND TO KAK ZAHIDA (:

xoxo,

you know you love me

tom daleyyyy

TOOTY WOOTY ALERT!
TOOTY WOOTY ALERT!

Woots! I shall mix languages!

Minna shi Malayren. Atashi mo! By the way, zhao an! Wo suki type like gini. Nani? Haha. WHOOOO!!! (runs off)

TOOTY WOOTY HAS INVADED YOUR PLANET!!

RANDOM ALERT!
RANDOM ALERT!

(evil grin)

Ni ai wo! Atashi too! EGOISM rules!

TAK.

Muahaha..

AISHITERU MINNASAN! (kissy face)
freak out? WHOOSH(i'm gone)

Heyho all you YMC-ers.

Good morning everyone,
We've survived 7 days. (X

Yay, so anyway I was halfway
mugging, and I decided to do
the links for this blog. So yay
now there's more links. :D
K dah bye, aku nak mug.
Whooshzzz.

-(retarded) alisaaaaa.

TOM DALEY IS COOLER THAN SASUKE.

Deal with it people.

Just like how,

you have to deal with your computer

when it decides to go all psycho on you

and that person at the cheers

who can't understand what stamps means.

What makes me better than sasuke?

alamak senang.

I am a fourteen year old olympian and he is a cartoon :P

xoxo,

you know you love me

Why do I just KNOW that I will kena from sasuke later?

Okay. So on behalf of Izhar bin Jumadi, I shall post

"sth lame"

There you go!

Okay finee.

I have no ideas right now.

Quotes:
"What is red, and looks like a bucket?"
"A red bucket!"

"What is brown and sticky?"
"A brown stick!"

Are you starting to get it?

Is that lame enough? I hope so. I shall post some other time.
-
Byee!

[edited] oh and i forgot to leave my name

FARAH NATALYA IS SO NICE! O.O

Oh yes I am Sakura because I still can't swim :)

[edited] Farah, I allow you calling me Sakura. BUT DON'T CHANGE this:

FARAH NATALYA IS SO MEAN!!!! Muahahaha.

P.S: Anatawa hontoni HEN desu. Sayonara. Nyahaha.

Phwow.
What's all this Jap i see below my post? O.O
Aku orang Melayu. Aku tak faham yo.
I dun knw Jap. I very the malas to learn Jap also. Heh xD
Anw, I'm Sabreena. yep. with the double 'ee's. from Rg
HELLO YMC PEEPOS.
yay. i think most of you do not know me. but hi anw! *waves*
So uhh... i was wondering, wasn't there ymc recently?

So why didn't anyone post about it? O: *gasp*

Well anw, i can't. 'Cause i wasn't there. So can someone post about it pleeeease?
With a cherry on top :D
And the blog's becoming more jap related. So pretty soon someone will google Sasuke or even Tom Daley and come to this page. Okay not to that extreme. But you get my point.

`Sabreena a.k.a Sab

Hi kawan kawan :D

Yeah since Sasuke's been insisting we all learn jap, here's a quick 1 minute plus video to help you along :D Hear the words really carefully. Hehehehehe.

Okay, goodluck (;
Byebyebye.

mitsubishi toyota. nissan sunny. ;D

wotashi, koniciwa. matawa. gahora. matasha. wutikunjima.

Xie xie.

Hajimemashite! Genki desu.
Kyo wa atsui desu ne. Tenisu? o shimasho!

Nani to nani ga tabetai desu ka?
Bifuteki to sarada ga tabetai desu.
Arigato gozaimashita!

Sigh. Hoi Hoi!

Warui desu ne?

Watashi gakusei desu! Yippiee.
Ryoma sama kawaii ne!
Nihon e ikimasho ka?
HAI! :D

O-genki de.

Bye peeps!
~~~~
I shall be known as KOSHIMAE

Konnichiwa!

( hi! )

Watashi wa sasuke desu.

( i’m sasuke)

ogenki-desu-ka?

(how are you?) aku dah suruh korang pi blajar jap dah blajar tk?

Watashi-mo genki-desu....

(i’m fine....)

NOT!

Dimwitting chocolates! I swear, in the name of Yamshita, i shall strike you Tom Daley! I woke up this morning. I had this awesome dream...I was swimming with my dear Sakura... aishiteru...we were playing in the water. Catching, water polo, water rugby...and whatever.

But we played and had fun... until suddenly I remembered.

I couldn’t swim.

And POOF, i sunk into the water. I struggled and struggled.... And when all hope is lost, a hero appeared...
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HAH it is me. tom daley. see that rhymes. I bet you all didn't know that. You all should learn to be more observant. How can this happen? See when you're not observant, you don't notice things like people drowning and you go on digressing about observancy. Hey this seems like my life story. Oh wait it is. Back to some ~~loser~~ drowning. Sa something ah his name. sapu? sasu? saki? SAKE. no sasuke. Yes sasuke dying. Is sakura dying?

That was all irrelevant. Anyway the heroic me jumped in when I saw someone drowning. I used my magnificant diving skills, eh alamak magnificant pulak, I mean magnificent diving skills and mega muscles and with all my might dragged this heavy guy out. AND I SAW IT WAS SASUKE! So I dropped him back in...
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AND FOR THAT....

O BE THOU DAMNED, INEXECRABLE DOG!

thou almost mak'st me waver in my faith
that all white man had a single bit of sympathy,
when thou rescued me from the hallow gates of death.

but sadly...

and thou had none.
NOT A SINGLE BIT OF SYMPATHY!
thou had to be a racist,
discriminate me,
to throw me back in,
AFTER RESCUING ME
for the simplest reason that i am not a single bit white?

IS THIS HOW THE WORLD GOES?

(eh sorry. i'm a japanese. i can't speak properly english)

oh-gay. dad's ee-nuff off shakes-spear

xoxo,
you know you love us
;)

Since Izhar wanted someone to post "sth ah"
I am gonna.

Sth ah.

Yay me!
Ok, bye!

good evening and welcome to news 5 tonight :)

i am now using my pretty vaio like that newscaster does. hah ya right. if i have vaio super happy already. today i am gonna talk about how weird things are.

Like why does a prawn shi* with its head?
And isn't its mouth like at its head?
And why can't they make chicken a normal color?
And why does carrot cake not have carrots?
it's like carrot cake hello?
can't you call it *whatever its made of*cake?
And why must it be cake?
it doesn't look very cake like?
and why is bukit merah and redhill not the same place?
it's bukit merah?
so it must be red hill right?
and why is "matrep" pronounced mat rape?
why cant it be pronounced mat rep as in reputation rep?
mat rape just sounds wrong ok.

and all this is only relevant to those who went for YMC buke today :P

I posted because I know you all are tired of MEGA lame and MEGA gay posts from this loser sasuke with no life. HEHE jangan prasan seh ;D

SASUKE IS GAY. SEE THAT RHYMES WHEE :)