To everyone whom I have met and known during my existence in this world.
Dear everyone,
Life has been hard on me and this world is too cruel. I cannot bear staying anymore as my level of what you would call "retarded-ness" is too great a level for you. If I have surpassed that limit of yours, I would apologise for making you inferior. I love you all very much and I do not really wish to leave all of you. I have gone through a long journey of a few days and have managed to perfect my English in that short period of time. I hope you all are proud of me. I wish you all the best in whatever you do. Please think of me every now and then.
Goodbye cruel world,
Yours truly,
TOOTY WOOTY.